Toothache must be the worst pain
That man probably knows
For women have labour pains
At least we don't have those
I wouldn't mind the wisdom
If only it had come alone
It's the tooth that came along
That has made me groan
It aches when I chew
It aches when I swallow
It aches when I breathe
In excruciating pain I wallow
I don't want any teeth
Just put my food in the blender
Or boil and then mash it
Till it is soft and tender
I will visit my dentist
First thing this Monday
To get all my teeth pulled
So there are none left to decay