You may be out in the sun
Still perfecting your tan
But in Mumbai it is winter
When you no longer need a fan
Twenty degrees is cold
Even when it is Celsius
We will wear our sweaters
Or else the cold will kill us
Snow and sleet on the roads
Is not our idea of nice
We can always use the freezer
If we do need any ice
Mild and sunny is how it should be
Not wet and miserably cold
Be glad for the Mumbai winter
And stay happy tenfold